WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT.
Friday, September 29, 2006
Speeding.
I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY.I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY
WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT.
WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Ohhhhh Kermeeee (insert sexy voice)
Former New Jersey governor Jim ("I am a gay American") McGreevey is reportedly in rehab in Arizona for his addiction disorder of needing to "be adored by strangers" and chose, as his "assistance [stuffed] animal" for his therapy sessions, Kermit the Frog.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Monday, September 18, 2006
Ohh so tempting.......
A woman in Montreal didn’t cut off her womanizing boyfriend’s offending organ--she set it on fire with fondue fuel . . . . .
Personaly I would have brought along some chocolate to dip my pinapple in.
Personaly I would have brought along some chocolate to dip my pinapple in.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
HNT
I have never participated in HNT But I figured this Thursday would be a great day to start. And my mood today fits the bill.... Yes, I know I have a big butt!
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
I'm Guilty of most lol
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
Monday, September 11, 2006
911 What is your emergency?
Mine is that 5 years later we haven't caught UBL - His henchmen still run wild plotting to kill American men,women and children. With a 26 million dollar bounty on his head no-one will catch him. I think back to that day, remembering being glued to my set and crying, wanting to run to the school to pick up my children and hold them as tightly as possible. I remember thinking of all the children that lost a parent. I remember all the parents that lost a child. Sisters, brothers, loved friends and heroes. What have we done since then to remember those lost? No memorial is done... sure the plans have been drawn.. I hear in the millions to build it. Why do we NEED something that cost millions? Would someone want to donate the materials and time to build for mere recognition of being a human being. We have countless millionaires that could ban together- don't we?? I am but a simple person with simple dreams and expectations. What can I expect.....
The strength of our nation comes from our freedom, our liberty. Our rights as citizens are what our soldiers over the centuries have died to protect. It is an abomination that we should surrender them without a fight. And doubly so when it is our freedom to live as we choose that makes these terrorists want to attack us in the first place. They fear a nation of citizens free to speak freely, think freely, worship freely. They want a nation of slaves, who live with heads bowed, who want nothing out of life except to remain invisible, who tremble at the sound of a knock at the door. This is what we're at war with. We cannot allow fear to triumph over liberty. We cannot allow cowardice to be an excuse to surrender our rights. Maybe today's anniversary to provide a reminder to us all what courage really is, and what America really stands for.
The strength of our nation comes from our freedom, our liberty. Our rights as citizens are what our soldiers over the centuries have died to protect. It is an abomination that we should surrender them without a fight. And doubly so when it is our freedom to live as we choose that makes these terrorists want to attack us in the first place. They fear a nation of citizens free to speak freely, think freely, worship freely. They want a nation of slaves, who live with heads bowed, who want nothing out of life except to remain invisible, who tremble at the sound of a knock at the door. This is what we're at war with. We cannot allow fear to triumph over liberty. We cannot allow cowardice to be an excuse to surrender our rights. Maybe today's anniversary to provide a reminder to us all what courage really is, and what America really stands for.
Friday, September 08, 2006
Rest in Peace
We had our trip last weekend, I took Monday off. I shouldnt have.... I take care of an elderly couple and have for 3 years. they are the most loving caring people you could meet. Monday at the age of 96 our little man passed away in his home and totally at peace. He slipped away with a smile and no pain. I miss him so much already. This week has been a whirl wind of activity and planning and tears of course. I keep kicking myself that I wasnt here I would have been. I know he is in a better place pain free and happy, Sorry I havent had time to write.
Rest in Peace Dear one you are missed already!
Rest in Peace Dear one you are missed already!
Friday, September 01, 2006
Labor Day
Going out of state for Labor Day with the boys and J. We are going to my mom's for the weekend to visit. The kids are excited and eager to ride horses and ATV's So am I realy. J and I have been tolerating each other pretty well. He knows I have seen someone else and says he understands that it's probably retaliation. I know he's right. I think we may be on the right track to be nice to each other again... Long Road!
You all have a wonderful Weekend!
Leaving you something to make you laugh...
You all have a wonderful Weekend!
Leaving you something to make you laugh...
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Ahhh Careless date!
He’s lovely. We went on a date and then kissed. He’s very sexy; we like each other. So we went back to his. Then we removed our clothes. He really turned me on. We had sex; it was great. Then we woke up, and went out for breakfast. We’re meeting again next weekend.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Mr Right? NO- Mr Right NOW!
Yes right now... I have said it over and over in my head. I want him RIGHT NOW!!!
So what do I do?
I walk up to him, smile a coy subtle smile, and say..........
I have to tinkle be right back!
How embarrassing! OK So I did have about 4 shots of liquid gold... goldschlager whisky.
He smiled of course and patiently waited for my return, thank the lord, I was ecstatic that he didn't run screaming.
We sat and talked for about an hour. He recently broke up with an over aggressive GF. Before I knew it we walked out together. To his car. To his backseat. Top off in a flurry of lust, I couldn't believe it. Kissing-check, heavy breathing-check, oh he definitely gets a check for the great big buldge. Lets just say I haven't had sex in the backseat of a car in at least 16 years. BUT O MY GOD it was worth the wait!
Now I feel a little slutty OK a lot slutty! lol But you know what I don't care I love it! :)
He is going to call me again this weekend. Has called twice since Saturday. I'm in love with lust!hehe
Gota go
So what do I do?
I walk up to him, smile a coy subtle smile, and say..........
I have to tinkle be right back!
How embarrassing! OK So I did have about 4 shots of liquid gold... goldschlager whisky.
He smiled of course and patiently waited for my return, thank the lord, I was ecstatic that he didn't run screaming.
We sat and talked for about an hour. He recently broke up with an over aggressive GF. Before I knew it we walked out together. To his car. To his backseat. Top off in a flurry of lust, I couldn't believe it. Kissing-check, heavy breathing-check, oh he definitely gets a check for the great big buldge. Lets just say I haven't had sex in the backseat of a car in at least 16 years. BUT O MY GOD it was worth the wait!
Now I feel a little slutty OK a lot slutty! lol But you know what I don't care I love it! :)
He is going to call me again this weekend. Has called twice since Saturday. I'm in love with lust!hehe
Gota go
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
too funny
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Wake up!
The Canton, Ohio, school board's centerpiece of sex ed is abstinence, but it now says a modification is due, after the stats came in: Of 490 female students at Timken High School last yr, 65 got pregnant.!
I guess these experts aren't such experts after all!
Now I am no expert but when you teach abstinence kids do.not.listen. Why not teach kids to wear condoms and to respect each other so they aren't running around transmitting STD's
People, times are changing, kids have sex. The more you tell a teen not to do it- They want to do it!
I don't even want to think of what my kids could be doing compared to what I did at age 13-14 I keep a close eye on mine and they are on a tight leash. But if the issue were to come up I would say be sure of your decision and use protection! You cant take your actions back!
I guess these experts aren't such experts after all!
Now I am no expert but when you teach abstinence kids do.not.listen. Why not teach kids to wear condoms and to respect each other so they aren't running around transmitting STD's
People, times are changing, kids have sex. The more you tell a teen not to do it- They want to do it!
I don't even want to think of what my kids could be doing compared to what I did at age 13-14 I keep a close eye on mine and they are on a tight leash. But if the issue were to come up I would say be sure of your decision and use protection! You cant take your actions back!
Monday, August 14, 2006
Now that is just Wrong!
A woman and her boyfriend and the womanÂ’s 15-yr-old daughter apparently wrote out a contract (and signed it) specifying that while the woman is laid up from surgery for 2 months, the daughter will take her place in bed in exchange for certain gifts. (And did I mention that this was written out . . .Andd signed?)
To sell your childs body so she can have clothes and Body piercings in general should tell you how she has been raised!
To sell your childs body so she can have clothes and Body piercings in general should tell you how she has been raised!
Friday, August 11, 2006
World gone nuts!
We cant carry liquids on planes ( for our safety of course)Thanks to terrorists.
A 15 yr old boy From my neighborhood was beaten and then shot at 2 in the morning (where were his parents!)
Lately a 1 yr old was kidnapped and then sexually molested but found 2 hours after the parents noticed her missing!
LaToya Joplin stands accused of beating her 3-yr-old daughter to death but told a sheriff’s detective that the abuse-ee here is really herself, since her hand was throbbing with pain, in that discipline required that she keep up the beating because the girl never said "ouch" or anything. (Seriously.)
Is there really hope in the world? Sometimes it seems so bleak!
A 15 yr old boy From my neighborhood was beaten and then shot at 2 in the morning (where were his parents!)
Lately a 1 yr old was kidnapped and then sexually molested but found 2 hours after the parents noticed her missing!
LaToya Joplin stands accused of beating her 3-yr-old daughter to death but told a sheriff’s detective that the abuse-ee here is really herself, since her hand was throbbing with pain, in that discipline required that she keep up the beating because the girl never said "ouch" or anything. (Seriously.)
Is there really hope in the world? Sometimes it seems so bleak!
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Back to the beginning
I was 13 he was 14. It was the 7th grade for me the 8th for him. I had never been the outgoing type-more introverted. His story goes a little like this....
he saw me in gym room standing with 2 of my girlfriends listing to my boombox play the superbowl shuffle, gotta love the early 80's, he says I grabbed ahold of his heart and he knew he wouldn't let me get away. The night he saw me he called me. I had no idea who he was, never herd of him, and was a bit on guard when he called. I thought for sure it was a practical joke. That night he asked if he could keep calling me and told me that one day he would marry me. We became inseparable. I was full on smitten. If you were to ask anyone in high school who I was they would say that's James' girfiend. We became one person. At age 14 I became pregnant and our parents totally fipped out. They instantly insisted that I have an abortion. So 7 weeks later I did. 2 days before I was to have the abortion my mother, in her panic mode, says to have the child put up for adoption. It was my choice! Not hers!
I was angry as she drug me along to an adoption center to have the process explained to me. I was young and had to make a decision for myself, for him, for everyone. That child would be 18, graduated from high school, and planning his/her life.
After that we had to struggle to keep "us" us. It was rocky. I thought it had bonded us more.
I have never dated anyone else but him, never wanted to. I am struggling with the idea that he could be tempted to have an affair much less have one. I need to forgive him, but I cant forget the hurt he has caused. I could see it if we falling apart for some time. There were no signs, no struggles. I was living in absolute bliss thinking everything was fine.
I know he didn't have to tell me and could have just hid it. But he couldn't and now I hurt deeply more so than I have ever thought I could. Time heals all woulds but my heart and mind is not wounded it's broken. I do love him how can I not?
I guess I am just real down today so I had to vent.
he saw me in gym room standing with 2 of my girlfriends listing to my boombox play the superbowl shuffle, gotta love the early 80's, he says I grabbed ahold of his heart and he knew he wouldn't let me get away. The night he saw me he called me. I had no idea who he was, never herd of him, and was a bit on guard when he called. I thought for sure it was a practical joke. That night he asked if he could keep calling me and told me that one day he would marry me. We became inseparable. I was full on smitten. If you were to ask anyone in high school who I was they would say that's James' girfiend. We became one person. At age 14 I became pregnant and our parents totally fipped out. They instantly insisted that I have an abortion. So 7 weeks later I did. 2 days before I was to have the abortion my mother, in her panic mode, says to have the child put up for adoption. It was my choice! Not hers!
I was angry as she drug me along to an adoption center to have the process explained to me. I was young and had to make a decision for myself, for him, for everyone. That child would be 18, graduated from high school, and planning his/her life.
After that we had to struggle to keep "us" us. It was rocky. I thought it had bonded us more.
I have never dated anyone else but him, never wanted to. I am struggling with the idea that he could be tempted to have an affair much less have one. I need to forgive him, but I cant forget the hurt he has caused. I could see it if we falling apart for some time. There were no signs, no struggles. I was living in absolute bliss thinking everything was fine.
I know he didn't have to tell me and could have just hid it. But he couldn't and now I hurt deeply more so than I have ever thought I could. Time heals all woulds but my heart and mind is not wounded it's broken. I do love him how can I not?
I guess I am just real down today so I had to vent.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
No! Not the fire department!
In Portland, Ore., neighbors were puzzled when they saw residents merely tossing buckets of water on their house fire while begging that no one call the fire dept, and we know what that means
[answer: a marijuana nursery inside] . . . . .
[answer: a marijuana nursery inside] . . . . .
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Revenge....
Yesterday, my friend Joe came over and we got to talking. The topic soon became about the troubles that my DH has bestowed upon on the family.
Joe: you need to get a revenge fuck...
Me: what?
J: A revenge F
Me: I dont think so!
J: Why?
Me: What kind of person would I be if I did the same thing he did to me?
J: A more satisfied one.
Me: Just because I will have had sex it doesnt take away the problem.
J: I'm just sayin
Me:Just sayin wont help
J: Oh I can help alright....
=insert wicked grin on his face=
Me: Yeah Im sure you would....
I am right.Right?
Joe: you need to get a revenge fuck...
Me: what?
J: A revenge F
Me: I dont think so!
J: Why?
Me: What kind of person would I be if I did the same thing he did to me?
J: A more satisfied one.
Me: Just because I will have had sex it doesnt take away the problem.
J: I'm just sayin
Me:Just sayin wont help
J: Oh I can help alright....
=insert wicked grin on his face=
Me: Yeah Im sure you would....
I am right.Right?
Friday, July 28, 2006
Paintbrush anyone?
Australian Tim Patch is showing his my-penis-is-my-brush art at the Sydney Sexpo that, I gather, is running right now (he calls himself "Pricasso") . . .
I wonder just how good in bed he is?
Can you tell I have not had sex in at least a month?
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