Speeding.

I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY.I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY
WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT.

Ohhhhh Kermeeee (insert sexy voice)

Former New Jersey governor Jim ("I am a gay American") McGreevey is reportedly in rehab in Arizona for his addiction disorder of needing to "be adored by strangers" and chose, as his "assistance [stuffed] animal" for his therapy sessions, Kermit the Frog.

Never!

Never, Ever, Ever~EVER~
Under
ANY Circumstance~
Kiss A Monkey!!

Ohh so tempting.......

A woman in Montreal didn’t cut off her womanizing boyfriend’s offending organ--she set it on fire with fondue fuel . . . . .


Personaly I would have brought along some chocolate to dip my pinapple in.

HNT

I have never participated in HNT But I figured this Thursday would be a great day to start. And my mood today fits the bill.... Yes, I know I have a big butt!

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

I'm Guilty of most lol

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

911 What is your emergency?

Mine is that 5 years later we haven't caught UBL - His henchmen still run wild plotting to kill American men,women and children. With a 26 million dollar bounty on his head no-one will catch him. I think back to that day, remembering being glued to my set and crying, wanting to run to the school to pick up my children and hold them as tightly as possible. I remember thinking of all the children that lost a parent. I remember all the parents that lost a child. Sisters, brothers, loved friends and heroes. What have we done since then to remember those lost? No memorial is done... sure the plans have been drawn.. I hear in the millions to build it. Why do we NEED something that cost millions? Would someone want to donate the materials and time to build for mere recognition of being a human being. We have countless millionaires that could ban together- don't we?? I am but a simple person with simple dreams and expectations. What can I expect.....


The strength of our nation comes from our freedom, our liberty. Our rights as citizens are what our soldiers over the centuries have died to protect. It is an abomination that we should surrender them without a fight. And doubly so when it is our freedom to live as we choose that makes these terrorists want to attack us in the first place. They fear a nation of citizens free to speak freely, think freely, worship freely. They want a nation of slaves, who live with heads bowed, who want nothing out of life except to remain invisible, who tremble at the sound of a knock at the door. This is what we're at war with. We cannot allow fear to triumph over liberty. We cannot allow cowardice to be an excuse to surrender our rights. Maybe today's anniversary to provide a reminder to us all what courage really is, and what America really stands for.

Rest in Peace

We had our trip last weekend, I took Monday off. I shouldnt have.... I take care of an elderly couple and have for 3 years. they are the most loving caring people you could meet. Monday at the age of 96 our little man passed away in his home and totally at peace. He slipped away with a smile and no pain. I miss him so much already. This week has been a whirl wind of activity and planning and tears of course. I keep kicking myself that I wasnt here I would have been. I know he is in a better place pain free and happy, Sorry I havent had time to write.


Rest in Peace Dear one you are missed already!

Labor Day

Going out of state for Labor Day with the boys and J. We are going to my mom's for the weekend to visit. The kids are excited and eager to ride horses and ATV's So am I realy. J and I have been tolerating each other pretty well. He knows I have seen someone else and says he understands that it's probably retaliation. I know he's right. I think we may be on the right track to be nice to each other again... Long Road!


You all have a wonderful Weekend!

Leaving you something to make you laugh...