Oh Boy!

People Whose Sex Lives Are Worse Than mine lol
Garth Flaherty, 24, was arrested in Pullman, Wash., allegedly in possession of 93 pounds of stolen underwear, but there’s good news for Garth (despite his having blurted out that he has a "problem"): It’s going to be really hard to find owners willing to come forward and, with authority, identify their particular undies. [Bonus: photo of police layout of some items]


And Joseph Curtis, 64, a social worker in Ottumwa, Iowa, gave up his license as part of a settlement over his possession of child porn (boys) and his doing "inappropriate" things with his dog.

Now I feel much better!

Old Love

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the
kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it
comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times
with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the
kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how
to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband,"You need a piece of
tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his
face and says,"Make up
your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."

Losers...

Three guys driving across the Triborough Bridge in NY with 110 packets of cocaine on ‘em and, er, No, I didn’t bring any money for the toll, Did you, No, Did you, Well, no . . ..


Also, A cop in Mims, Fla., saved Gregory Renfroe’s life: He found Renfroe atop a power pole, standing on his recently-disconnected line (overdue bill), attempting to reconnect (and apparently minutes away from having himself lit up).


:)

Awkward moment....

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond
woman wave to him and says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows
her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids".

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

what a mouser

Cute

The mother of Zachary Rothfeld, 12, filed a lawsuit against the operators of NYC’s Roosevelt Island tram, nine months after that incident that stranded 69 people over the East River for 11 hours until they were rescued. Zachary’s said to be severely, severely traumatized, which was not predicted by his upbeat TV interview right after the rescue: "That didn’t scare me. I remember thinking, I hope there really is a Spider Man."


Wonder if she will drop the Lawsuit?

Big wheels to um Big wheels

My son used to ride his red and black big wheel up and down the sidewalk in from of our house for hours while I watched to make sure he didn't go onto the street or get hit by a teenager backing from the neighbors drive. He would always make sure to look for me from time to time to make sure I was in fact watching. Then he graduated to bicycle riding even with no training wheels! That led to rides around the block and in our neighborhood. We have always made him take a walkie-talkie just in case he needed us and never go more than 4 blocks in any direction of home.

He starts Drivers Education training school (by the way for homeschoolers cost $390.00, ouch) tonight.... I am terrified! How does one phase from that point of having total control of where they are and setting all the rules to letting them make the right decisions? I hope I have led them on the right path, but how can you be sure?

Can I make him 5 again?


:(

O boy!

Look, kids! Mommy bought Syphilis!


This, my friends, is our old friend, The Clap!

Okay how awesome is this... these people ("GIANTMicrobes") actually make plush viruses, bateria, and other goodies, including (drumroll please...) venereal diseases!

They even have bedbugs and bookworms! I'm totally getting my 20 year old brother a bag full from their "Venereals" collection!
Seriously, how funny would it be to give this to someone at like... a sweet 16 or a graduation party or something? Or a bachelor's party ("this will be the last gonorrhea you get, buddy" type thing). I don't know, but if I ever work in a cubicle, I'm SO surrounding my desk with these cute cuddly buggers, especially the Flesh Eaters!
Check out the plush version of what some of you are probably sportin' right this minute!

Get up, come on get down with the sickness!

Just stupid

OK so there is this guy that turns used cooking oil into fuel for his car. He does this for himself only, he doesn't sell it. He is finding a way to rid his life of foreign oil and save money. The restaurants where he gets his oil have been taxed already on this "garbage oil" that would just be thrown into a landfill somewhere. Now our fine government shows up at his doorstep because our local news did a piece on him and his ingenious ways of benefiting the environment. They want to fine him and throw him in jail for 5 years for not paying taxes on his fuel.....WHAT! Yep he isn't paying state taxes aww poor government.... I feel so bad that they cant charge him 2.50 a gallon of gas and screw him out of the hard earn tax dollars they so rightly deserve!

Put it simply... they are harassing him because he found a way to buck the system.
I say good for him I just may have to look into adding cooking oil manufacturing into my home life for my cars.
If you would like to read the article click here it's really interesting!


Let me know what you think!