Oh mammy!

Florida state’s kinder, gentler version of Michael Richards: The city manager of a place called Golden Beach (pop. 919 rich people, up a ways from North Miami Beach) said she never meant any harm when she referred to her mature assistant (a black woman) as "mammy," but then, apparently mortified that she’d upset the woman, tried to make things right by assuring her just how much she’s always loved "Aunt Jemima." (Seriously.)

happy thanksgiving

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER
STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.


GOBBLE TIL YOU WOBBLE.........

AND IN ALL AND FOR ALL THINGS GIVE THANKS.

justice

Thank goodness for protesters photographing everyone coming in for abortions at the Hope Clinic in Granite City, Ill., because three of their pictures will be used against a guy who brought in the underage girl he had been abusing.



On a recent post.... Here’s more news on the Dec. 22 World Orgasm day.... The thought of it just tickles me to death lol.

Thank goodness for protesters photographing everyone coming in for abortions at the Hope Clinic in Granite City, Ill., because three of their pictures will be used against a guy who brought in the underage girl he had been abusing.



On a recent post.... Here’s more news on the Dec. 22 World Orgasm day.... The thought of it just tickles me to death lol.

WTF

Preliminary PlayStation3 Hubbub Casualty Toll: One shot (Putnam, Conn.), one stabbed (Sullivan, Ind.), a trampling (Fresno, Calif.), a beating (Manchester, Conn.), a drive-by shooting (BB gun) (Lexington, Ky.), and at least two other robberies (Englewood, Ohio; Allentown, Pa.). Now for a PS3-compatible game in which PS3 geeks waiting in line to buy the game whip up on street punks trying to rob them. [Associated Press]


This will be like the best day ever!:

"Global Orgasm" day is December 22, and we’re all asked to, er, do our parts to create surges of human energy, to see if anything happens to Earth. (PS3 geeks can help, too, ‘cause you don’t need a partner for this.)

How to prove your inocent....

Years after the crime and many denials later. Stranger than A Reality TV Show: "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes, FOX says: "In the two-part event, Simpson describes how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade." Boy I sure do believe him now! I think I'm gona get in line and pay alot of money for his book when it comes out!

Ouch!

if you’re one of the few who haven’t been able to glimpse the Iraq returnee in London shooting off the rocket from his nether region, it’s here, and if he didn’t have post-traumatic stress when he got back, he’s got it now.

Holy Cow

A cow that escaped its pen along the Queensland (Australia) coast wandered into the surf, paddled around, came ashore, paddled back out, came ashore, paddled back out, and, after four hours of aquatics, died of apparent water-intake . . . . .must have been trying to getting his swimming excersize.


Cheers!

What Goes Around, Comes Around:

The only Enron spouse who gets to keep the money that came in from the executives’ shenanigans ($9m worth) is William Dodson, who is the spouse of soon-to-be-imprisoned Michael Kopper. That’s because, of course, they can’t be legal spouses. All the opposite-sex spouses have had to give everything back, but prosecutors are sort-of forced to treat Dodson as an indirect beneficiary, and they haven’t gone after any of them (yet). Good to be Gay I guess?!


Cheers!