Happy Tuesday!

Immigration at it's best:

A serious problem if you don’t speak English very well, and you’re drunk as a skunk, and your remote, one-car accident leaves you dependent on telling 911 exactly where you are [911 dispatcher, repeatedly: "I need your location." Andres Vasquez, repeatedly: "I’m under the [expletive deleted by newspaper] truck"]


I need this Job:

San Antonio elementary school principal Elizabeth Rojas was finally removed after she failed the mandatory certification test, for the, er, 38th time. 37, no problem, apparently. Hey, wait! She’s not much of a loser; they demoted her to another position at the school at "slightly less than" her $77K salary, said WOAI-TV.

Observations

Spiderman Three- Not as great as hyped, but still good.

Car salesmen Suck big ones

Being woke up at 3 AM with a drunkin idiot driving in my front yard- Sucks even more

The cops that come nearly an hour after calling them while the drunkin idiot continues to drive through my yard.... Well there are no words that can describe how mad I was.

The shotgun I pulled out after the first 45 mins did scare him away very quickly.


Hope the rest of the week goes better!

To our soldiers.

I have never been in the trenches, literally, as you. I have never been in the desolate desert. I have been over seas and alone in a nation that did not know me or want me. I have been alone and scared without brother or sister to keep me company. But I have never been where you are. I am past the ability of serving my country in the manner that you do. As each day passes, I can\’t help but think what I would give to switch places with you. Here in America, in our homeland, I see faces every day that take for granted what it is that you fight for. YOU fight for US. You fight for the the basic undeniable freedom that I DO NOT take for granted. I would swap places with you but that is not my calling. My calling is to be here as a citizen of this great country that you defend. If the tables were turned and I were in your position, I would want to hear this. You make me proud. Every story I hear about the sacrifice you pay makes me cry. This is not some propaganda bullshit or some news story gone bad…I am an American citizen that looks to my God above thanking every free breath that I get to take because of men and women like you. I am a member of the freedom loving groups and an active member of my local community. My sons are developing…hopefully into the freedom loving, God blessed men that you are. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!

About Time

That a very smart and certainly observant Judge sent a one truly self absorbed Paris Hilton to 45 Days in jail! It's the best thing that has happened to me all week and I don't even read tabloids or watch one of 30 Entertainment cry-a-sodes (lets not forget to Hassle the Hoff and his drunken ramblings) I almost missed it with all that's going on with the war and all. God knows the Main Stream Media cover what our brave men and women do for our freedom, and that they come home with real mental and stress problems from a war that torments them long after they are home. It's a shame that Americans have not found priorities and looked at the reasons to be proud to be Americans. I say throw her in there and teach her a lesson.


Pass me a Jack and Coke
Have a happy weekend!

New Again

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Your Loser For The Day

A man not named in a Winona (Minn.) Daily News report checked in to Community Memorial Hospital, bloody with nine stab wounds after an apparent attack which he said he must have slept through and only noticed when his girlfriend asked him about the blood.


And I thought I slept deep!

Cheers!:)