Sunday, March 25, 2007

Old Love





A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the
kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it
comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times
with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the
kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to be told how
to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband,"You need a piece of
tail."

The man turns with a confused look on his
face and says,"Make up
your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."

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