Saturday, October 21, 2006

Men........

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like..... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .....Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like..... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

2 comments:

Leigh said...

I have come back here to read this again, it is sooo true it cracked me right up.

Have a great day.

Phoenix said...

Ouch!...we come out soundin' pretty gruesome huh?...hehehe!

Loved it! ;-)